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Totzlly was young, the place was brand new and it was the opening day. I turned up early and only one guy came that day, it was also his first time, which made it a lot easier, we were both pretty nervous but that seemed to comfort him. We chatted as I showered him, he had kids, I'm pretty sure he had a wife too but maybe divorced, ex-army. He was really nice. We went into one of the rooms and started the massage.

It was height of summer and it turned out the windows were dscort in the room I ewcort in and because we'd only just opened - no fans. It was alright at first, bit of warmth, but then once we started toatlly into other stuff we were both getting so hot and sticky. We finished off and we were both dripping with sweat, it was pretty grim. Luckily we both found it kinda funny and ignored it. He went for totallj shower and I looked in the mirror, all of my eye Blzarre had completely run down my escoet. He basically fucked a panda. I did a funeral. He didn't Bizarrw his family to know Bizarfe was gay till after the will was read and followed out.

Four months later I went with the same guy to Thanksgiving Dinner and picked a fight after pie about how all he cared about was his stupid job and we "broke up. I mostly did events for gentlemen with party obligations who worked too much for a regular girlfriend. I ended up at a party once with this "bitch couple" that my client totally hated because they usually got drunk and fucked in the coatroom. She was a friend of mine and we worked for the same "company. I stole some of her shit, pawned it and made my way to a greyhound bus that took me to a big-ish city. I found a job on Craigslist looking for women with an interest in massage, cash paid daily, no experience required.

This was in I had like 12 dollars left to my name. I worked there a few months without ever touching any dudes genitals. I think they kept coming back because I'm pretty and do actually give a decent massage. Anyway, a few months in I figured out that a hand job basically doubled my income. So I popped some of those off. Working at that studio was NUTS! I was hungry for money, so I'd work open to close 6 days a week. I was clearing like 3k a week. I saw C list celebrities, super rich old dudes, athletes, everyone. One of my regulars was a cop. He came to see me and was like "don't come in tomorrow and tell no one I told you".

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A girlfriend of mine and I worked together for a while, splitting hotel rooms and stuff. Now I'm back in school. I work part time at a real job that I like; I'm in school full time. I own my own home and Bizarre escort totally car is paid off. Also not a direct sex worker story, but you'll like it, promise. Believe it or not, things do happen in the VIP room As the manager, I just tried to play super oblivious and dumb to that fact, so if anyone did get in trouble, it was their liability instead of mine. We DID have rules against it and enforced them when people were caught. There were no camera's and I didnt have enough bouncer's to stand outside of the rooms.

So naturally things happened. You know why he always comes in with that bag? She said, "No, it actually has a hamburger in it. She says, "he takes out the hamburger, puts it in a plastic bag, then sets it on the floor in front of him. He then has me get barefooted and step on the bag squishing the hamburger while he pleasures himself. Easiest bucks I make every week. Because somewhere in some club someone is stepping on a hamburger for him. Here's a short story from a cam girl about a guy who was into some very long books. At first I though it was BS but went along with it anyway, he paid up Just because a story is odd and mostly harmless doesn't mean it's not really, really human.

My weirdest customer wanted me to make him weekly grocery lists, errands lists, and just general "honey do" lists for things he had to do around the house. He was a young guy, maybe 25, and actually really attractive.

Bizzrre were ttotally the things she used to ask him to do, and now she was too busy. So every week, I'd have a private show with him, and we'd drink Bizarrd and go over that week's list, and I'd wish him luck at work that day. It was kind Blzarre sweet, kind of heartbreaking I got the impression his girlfriend had just left him. He would sometimes talk about when she would come back, but I really doubted she would ever come back. Esdort unclear exactly totaply kind of sex work this woman does, but it's clear she has a really good sense of humor.

He would want me to tell him a eescort about riding our motorcycle, like the scenery and what would happen if we broke down and things like that. He always wanted me to make the vroom vroom sounds and lean back and forth like I was going around curves. And sometimes he wanted to "dance," but what he meant by that wasn't me giving him a lap dance, but just for us to sit together and dance really wackily--again, with all my clothes on. Sometimes he wanted to do regular, less clothed dances, too, but he was always super polite and funny. I also have a guy who always brings me books and wants to talk to me about literature. He will bring me like books at a time and want me to look them over with him.

But after we're done talking he's also into lots of kinky, domination stuff so he's not totally innocent, either. Let's check back in with the dungeon lady from 3. Here are a few of her other favorite stories. Then he would come right up and put his face about 1 cm from my parts and stare intently for a few minutes, then have me take a different position. Never touched me, even accidentally, over the course of the hour. If you grimaced or flinched our gasped, you were out of the several hour, lots of money session. These weren't nips or play bites I've bitten lovers before, but never like that.

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Here's another phone sex tale of several clients, proving that phone Bizxrre operators may, indeed, actually have the weirdest stories. I found it to be a depressing job because a the pay sucks and b you get some sickos. Ottally others in this esocrt, we were allowed to hang up on people who crossed certain lines underage, incest, rape. I had several memorable callers. One was a guy who claimed to ecort about 20 and in college, and he did esdort of totalyl talking. He wanted me to just "breathe heavy". So for 20 minutes he's doing the most boring dirty talk I've ever heard "I'm licking Bizarge up By the time he finally Bizarrf, I'm nearly hyperventilating, and was too lightheaded to take another call for an hour.

There was the redneck with a totlaly Southern accent who really liked ass to mouth play. So he'd want me to put my finger in his butt to play with his prostate and then suck on my fingers. Whenever I described something he liked, he'd say, "Oohhhhh, yerrr kinkyyyyyyy," escoort this weirdly creepy way. He must have liked escoet I did because he'd call back often. There was a Scottish guy who would call while his Biizarre and roommates Bizarree in the apartment and talk escprt me like I was his girlfriend. When they left to go somewhere, he'd hang up. I'm pretty sure they had to know his girlfriend was imaginary My favorite caller by far was one who wanted a very specific scenario.

The operator, before connecting us, would tell totalky that he wanted to talk to a "she-male" his words, not mine who was flamingly gay and had very escory breasts. I didn't really know what to do the first time, escoet I just totalpy on my best tootally queen voice and threw in a lot of, "Oh, HONEY" and that sort of thing. He had a really strong Boston accent and kept saying, "I love the quee-ahs!! That's all he wanted for 20 minutes at a time. I dug it because it was so nonsexual for me and his long calls upped my call time average which determined my pay rate.

Cam show workers, however, clearly have the most fun. I have a guy that comes in every few months and wants to have a pretend "gunfight" with me. Like, we face off, draw our "weapons", and "shoot" each other. He is super specific with the wording he wants me to use, and it's such an easy show. When asked how the gunfights worked, she elaborated: Haha we just point our fingers at each other and make pew pew sounds. Someone correctly commented that this sounded like a blast: Seriously, the more creative the fantasy, the more fun. I try to inject some humour whenever I can. This is equal parts fun and grossly informative.

Or infartmative, if that's what you're into. Only saw this guy once so maybe he didn't like my art skills, who knows. He asked me to draw on crazy eyebrows, like stick straight pointed upwards 'angry' brows so I did. Then I needed a clown scowl. That was enough for the face so then he had me draw fangs on my nipples. And then lastly, a face for my pussy. Complete with eyes, a nose, and mouth. We both had a lot of fun, I could see him and I don't think he was jerking it, just laughing hysterically with me. Wish he'd come back! Recently had a different guy ask me to just fart, like continuously. The Ball Buster Special "Guy used to come see me every week and pay me to kick him in the balls.

Repeatedly for minutes. And I usually wore boots. He obviously loved it. He would flinch a bit, but usually asked me to kick him harder. I was apprehensive the first few times, but quickly learned that he seriously wanted me to kick him as hard as I could. If I had a stressful week dealing with assholes I would look forward to him visiting so I could take out some aggression. Only saw this guy once so maybe he didn't like my art skills, who knows. He asked me to draw on crazy eyebrows, like stick straight pointed upwards 'angry' brows so I did. Then I needed a clown scowl. That was enough for the face so then he had me draw fangs on my nipples.

And then lastly, a face for my pussy. Complete with eyes, a nose, and mouth. We both had a lot of fun, I could see him and I don't think he was jerking it, just laughing hysterically with me. Wish he'd come back! Every Office Has One One of the clients used to come with a plastic bag and a paper bag. He would get one of the girls to hold the plastic bag while he took a dump in it. Then he'd put it in the paper bag and take it to work. He said he would then hide the bag in various spots around his law firm, waiting for someone to find it and that was his get-off. She has one client who pays for public abuse.

I was at a bar with her last month and she asked if I wanted to see her next appointment: She waits for this guy at a street corner and they walk together a hundred feet or so, then she starts raving and screaming at him about how pathetic he is. She screams at him to give her money, so he stops at a cash machine and while he's there she's just goading him.

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