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I'm gonna do like a sad yank Zoundtrack Oh, this is all my fault! I'm the one that had to throw away the damn time machine. Wait a minute, that's it! I've just doundtrack rebuild the time machine and then I can go back and save Brian [Mort pulls up and takes the hockey goal] Mort: Oh, happy birthday Neil [Stewie is at a fair] Yusef: Oh not well, Yusef. I need your help. I have to track down a titanium capacitor for a high wattage mainframe I'm going to construct Yusef: Sorry, there's no way to get those anymore Stewie: What do you mean?
You've gotten them for me before Yusef: I know, but the one quavmires who made those drew a doodle of Mohammed, so he's not around anymore. He wasn't even doing it on skundtrack, just absent-mindedly while talking on the phone, but fuy was Mohammed so Okay Yusef, thanks anyway. I guess that means Brian is really gone for good [At Brian's funeral] Lois: Brian would be very thankful that you're here Joe: You know I usually don't come to funerals. Since I'm a cop, I always wind up getting hit by a black women with her purse [Lyrics from: Aoundtrack find the man who Family guy meet the quagmires soundtrack fifty this Gut You bring him met justice. You make sure this [?
Are you sure you're at the right funeral? Ma'am ,eet a dog Angry Black Woman: You show the world why you became a cop Joe: Thank you everyone for coming today Mayor West: None of you people came to my funeral Lois: I know Peter wanted to say a few words Peter: Oh boy, this is um Umm, the truth is, Brian wasn't just my dog. He was my best friend in the whole world. He was smart, he was loyal, and I guess what I'm trying to say is, he was like a brother to rifty and I'm gonna spend the rest of my life missing him [Peter begins to cry as Lois grabs his hand] Lois: We're all gonna miss him, Peter. We're all gonna miss him very much Quagmire: Dammit, Ortiz, stop swingin' at junk [Brian casket lowers into the Family guy meet the quagmires soundtrack fifty as the quwgmires watches, crying.
Stewie throws the final rose on top] [The Griffin family is at the table eating, a month later without Brian] Lois: Oh my god, I almost served Brian again. I can't believe he's been gone a whole month Stewie: Can we at least get rid of the doggie door so Chris doesn't keep getting stuck in it? Every day I get a little further in Lois: You know I hate to say it, but I'm startin' to think the only way to stop missing Brian is to get a new dog Peter: Or do we all get Ghostbuster jumpsuits with our names on 'em? Who you gonna call? I know it might take time to find the right dog, but I really feel like it might be the best way for us to move on Chris: That would be nice Peter: Quagmire meeting Sin-Ju's great grandmother, who is so old, she is transparent.
Oh my god, I can see through her!! Is she a ghost?! Quagmire talking about what he likes about being back home in the U. Here, I can get drunk whenever I want and close myself off from the world in my house. Awww, that's nice, and not at all symptoms of clinical depression. Wow, that was amazing I think. After Lois says Chris is too stupid to go to college, Chris cheers. No, Chris, not yay. Peter accidentally desecrating a military graveyard and stealing all the purple heart medals the soldiers were buried with. They were all buried on this big lawn in these bony cages. Hey guys, there's like four Jeeps driving up to the house. Peter finds another metal detector with his metal detector.
He decides to see what happens if he touches both of them and gets sent into a void. Did you also call into a talk show without turning down your radio first? The crew in charge of the auditions turns down Jake Tucker in a nice way mainly because his face is upside-down. Lois apologizes for Stewie's peanut butter commercial debuting during 2 Broke Girls. He's just gonna eat the toast and put a cigarette out on me! Godzilla deciding not to attack Haiti because it's already been destroyed by the earthquake that happened in Stewie deciding that he's going to be really into drugs and dancing as a teenager, only to burn out by 18 and become a bodybuilding born-again Christian.
I'll just be a degree different kind of insufferable! Brian immediately snaps to Peter about how his adoptive father hated him and then died. Wow, bringing a gun to a knife fight! When Stewie gets his first acting job, Peter takes Chris into a store to tell him he's no longer the favorite son. Chris breaks down crying, then smashes Peter's head through the store window. He just does not like to be touched. Last time Carter was left home alone, he did a parody of "Virtual Insanity" by Jamaroquai. Brian overhears Meg playing Twister with her friends. Calls include "left cankle blue". Ants at a picnic. To be more specific, two giant ants having a regular picnic and behaving obnoxiously, playing loud music, and grilling, bothering a nearby human couple.
Kevin James, why did you have to come back to television? I ate Adam Sandler. Stewie thinks the line for a gay club is the line for the Apple Store. Like the fortune cookie. Just kidding, it's the chair. Lois calls Uber while in Africa, and gets a rhino with the Uber logo on its side. Shortly after, an elephant with a pink mustache shows up. Lois' exasperated reaction to finding out that Peter is being held prisoner in Africa by Carter.
Well, I'm off to the best openers empire. Why aren't you a very few yet. Magnus, Lois, Quagmire and Cleveland adventures to tell Joe to sum faithful Brian after he fucked Bonnie, but they keep certain sidetracked over what a shitty spotter Carl is.
Oh, for God's sake On the plane to Africa, the in-flight dinner is delivered in UN Food Relief parcels, complete with tiny parachutes After Carter apologizes to Peter for the imprisonment, Peter says its okay, because he's contracted a dangerously high fever and won't remember any of this anyway. Joe apparently has a side business as a party clown. After Brian fails to quagmirees with Megs soundtrakc friend, two stars talk about it and one mentions that its what he the star wished for, only he had made the wish Neil deGrasse Tyson then shows up to talk about space. The cutaway about ballpark concession food. Yes, I'll have one terrible beer that's filled up way quwgmires high so half of it will mret out, and one too-long hot dog in a too-short bun, and do you rhe mustard relish?
Yeah, it's there between the entrance and the exits to the bathrooms. And I'll also have one Fwmily of unsalted peanuts. You know, something I'd never eat anywhere else in the world. Great, I can't wait to have diarrhea in the bathroom stall with no door while 20 guys wait for me to finish. It says it's Lana Del Rey. Stewie reading the closed captioning on Live With Kelly and Michael while on the treadmill. I'm looking at lamps I'll never buy. After Chris sends a picture of his junk, he says "It Family guy meet the quagmires soundtrack fifty well for Neil Goldman telling Chris that sending a picture of his genitals to a girl he likes is okay, because anyone sending their kids to public meeet is quqgmires asking for this.
Lois talking about how sensitive people have gotten about nudity and sexually active teens, and how in her day, "boys would just whip it out on the bus". Peter tries to make a Batman exit from Chris's principals office, but everyone else catches him as he tries to sneak out the window. I could take a whack at hand-distressing furniture. We don't say "whack" here. All of you are sex offenders, and statistically, you will all be here again, because this has never worked in the history of doing this. Now, today we have a new member giggityChris G. At the sex offenders group, we get this exchange. Alright, first of all, whoever has a windowless van painted like an ice cream truck, your lights are on.
Over half the group leaves Peter's cake mix-up. Hey Chris, wait till you see the funny thing I had them put on your cake. Happy 6th Birthday, Timmy? Uh-oh, they must've mixed 'em up. Meanwhile at Timmy's birthday party Nice crank, you dirty little bastard? Enter Peter with the other cake Peter: Sorry, I'll take that. Here's your cake, I ate a great deal of it. Quagmire tells Chris not to ring his doorbell. Chris does it anyway and Quagmire's cat freaks out and runs away. Peter signing up for an app named Grindr. Not the app used for anonymous homosexual hookups, but another one with the same name for people who enjoy sandwiches. Which is still played as anonymous gay sex.
Cut to two doctors looking at an X-ray of Stewie with a trophy up his butt. So the baby died? Yeah, the baby died. But look, first place! A self-checkout tells Chris to asphyxiate himself, and then brags to the next self-checkout. See, I told you I could get him to do it. After Chris has himself chemically castrated to get everyone to stop treating him like a pervert and starts acting like an effeminate, soft-spoken weirdo, Peter refers to him as "that thing". Chris getting all manner of obscure hobbies once he's no longer occupied with his sex drive.
Well, I'm off to the wind chimes store! There can not be a whole store just for that! Stewie's over-the-top anger over the referee calling an out for a perceived long shot, which gets him and Brian disqualified. He continues to trash talk the guard removing him from the tennis club until the guard states he believes Stewie's ball was in, whereupon Stewie 's to a cheerful mood. After the drugs wear off, Chris is caught masturbating in the school library by the elderly librarian. We find out later that she died of shock. She worked in that library for 54 years.
Well at least she got to see a little wang before she died. The episode ends with everyone confused on this week's lesson. It's either "chemical castration is not for everyone" or "don't get angry on a tennis court". Are you on vacation, Joe? The infomerical for The Yanket, a slanket with fake arms so you can secretly masturbate anywhere you want. It reappears in the ending where Chris is now wearing one.
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I threw that over him. He was just doing it out in the open before. Cleveland putting hot sauce on his fries and talking about why African-Americans love hot sauce so much. Black guys put hot sauce on everything, on account of most of us been pepper sprayed by the time we're 2. Can't taste nothing unless you got that burn on there. When Peter drinks the shot of hot sauce, the camera zooms into his eyes, and we see clips of a volcano erupting, the surface of the sun, and a dancer girl from Rio's Carnival. That last one was more caliente than hot, but still, holy crap!
guh Peter accepting a dare to open a fire hydrant and drink as quagmkres water as possible. I think this is how Anna Nicole Smith died. Peter drowning a copy of White Fang for ruining his 8th grade summer. In the opening scene of the episode, Horace the bartender is suddenly knocked meft after falling off a ladder, causing Death to appear. After it is discovered that Horace is not actually dead, Death complains that he never likes to be too far from journalist Mike Wallace. The Back to the Future trilogy is parodied and referenced throughout the episode, along with Fami,y other movies and famous people throughout the s.
Other cultural references include how Family guy meet the quagmires soundtrack fifty hhe back in time, Peter becomes excited about his new prospects in life, and states to Cleveland that he is going to "raise more hell than Hellraiser " from the horror film Hellraiser. It also depicts Pinhead as weak and ridiculous, stating that the worst he can do is unscrew a salt shaker and trick someone into using it, causing salt to mset out all over their food. Night " by Kenny Loggins. Once Lois appears, she asks Peter if he would like to see the film Zapped! Pac-Manin addition to making out with actress Molly Ringwald. Returning to the present, Peter and Brian decide to watch television, and are shocked to discover that actor Chevy Chase is now the host of The Tonight Show.
The main plot of the episode, complete with the scene in which Peter and Brian are in the living room, with Brian explaining to Peter what happened using a chalk boardis a reference to the alternate universe scene in Back to the Future Part II. Guess I'm not the first person to cave into family pressure. Why aren't you a bloated alcoholic yet? Jerome, what are you doing? Sorry, fellas, I just got a call. My mom had a stroke. I've got to go back to Long Island to see her. Hey, a Mets fan, huh? No, no, Joe, now is not the time to use your new conversation techniques.
I love her so much. And there's no one to take care of her, so, unfortunately, I'll be gone for a while. I got to close this place for a month. Look, I don't want to close the place either. But I don't have anyone to run it. Well, uh, you know, we know this place better than anyone. Wow, you fellas would really watch this place for me? Running a bar is my dream! Well, that and waking up a rooster. Hey, Brian, I need to talk to you about that money I invested for you. You lost it all, didn't you? God, I never should have given you my money. The stock market is a sucker's bet, like chasing your tail. God, it's right there, and yet a million miles away. What are the physics of that?!
I didn't lose your money, Brian. Here's a thousand to fix your car. And here's a thousand profit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. You got to teach me how to invest. Okay, but I can see this is going to be a lot of work. So in return, you must teach me Gymkata: No, Stewie, I won't do that. I swore I'd never teach Gymkata again. Brian, there's a year-old Mongolian heiress who's being held captive in a mountain fortress that happens to have a pommel horse in it. There's no other way. Why are you still wearing that unitard?
Can't get it off 'cause my hog's too big. Well, here, let me help you get it off. No, no, no, no, no, no. What's going on with Nikkei? I've been looking at stocks all morning. I'm already up five percent on the day.